Thursday, August 16, 2012

Redneckognize ya'll!!

I haven't blogged in a while. I just think I'm unable to get out enough to do a full time thrifty blog. I'm essentially a stay at home, single mom to a toddler for the moment.... so getting to the grocery store even can sometimes be a task! (This is aside for financially, as my husband is overseas working most of the time) So anyways. I do have something to blog about though. Nothing to do with thrifting......

I've been hearing a lot about this, 'Honey Boo Boo' show... the majority thinks it's great and funny. But, that's the problem. That's how these people really are. Yikes!! I'm sure they think you are laughing with them................. And they are breeding- as you can see with little cutie, Honey Boo Boo. I've actually never seen the show, but the previews speak for themselves. These people are rednecks and proud of it- you better 'redneckonize' as they say themselves. I will classify that there are rednecks (my dad etc)- normal people aside from being 'country' really.... and then there are extra special rreeedednecks. It's not pretty. (I don't know how to put it.... But, you probably catch my drift.)

Now, I often hear people say survival of the fittest. Natural selection will weed out the weak links.... etc. Well, nature wasn't designed around modern technology. So, in the event of something major happening (i.e. the movie The Road or the ever popular zombie apocalypse) It can absolutely change into survival of the people with the most guns and ammunition. Guess who that is you guys??? You better redneckognize because the rednecks pack more heat than anyone. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

I leave you with my best redneck moment. A picture taken while I was pregnant:
(Disclaimer: I am 100% not drinking a beer or smoking a cigarette..... but those dogs are definitely humping.)

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